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Some of the stuff I liked today

New Justin Timberlake, Jay-Z, and Beyonce track on the way?
PitchFork - New JT

Update:

Police Bust Drug Dealer With 34 Pounds Of Weed Protected By Alligator
Smokingsection

Some Back To The Future type shit from CES
Techland

Brazilian Prostitutes Learn Eanglish For 2014 World Cup

Time

100 Worst Pickup Lines Used Right After Each Other

Peeperz

Drunk Man Duct Taped To Seat During Flight

Sourcefed